[Cadaverous Pallor]

You're lucky. Only decent tree we had is a fig tree, which makes you itch if you climb it, and drops figs for you to step on. Eeeww.

You better get a new tree in there, hopefully something similar to the previous one....though in 40 years someone else may be annoyed when it falls on their car and/or house, at least you'll feel good about it.