I was stood up for my prom

My date went and got drunk with the guy that would later be my first husband. I'd rather not repeat that one! Any of it.
So, I'm just looking for a date that promises to not leave me waiting at home in my beautiful dress. I think all of the guys here would be a fun prom date, each in their own little way.
I think the LoT prom would be the coolest prom ever. After all we are the coolest people ever
