I used to work in a Mexican food restaurant. We had this one lady who came in frequently and was a complete bitch every time - very rude.
So when I was making her burrito, I took about five jalapeņo peppers, chopped them up, and put them in her burrito (seeds and all!).
It was a to-go order.
We never saw her again.
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