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		 I used to work in a Mexican food restaurant. We had this one lady who came in frequently and was a complete bitch every time - very rude. 
 
So when I was making her burrito, I took about five jalapeņo peppers, chopped them up, and put them in her burrito (seeds and all!). 
 
It was a to-go order. 
 
We never saw her again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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