as was I. it was a name his wife had coined. I think it went "you're supposed to be in here helping ...blah blah...and youre in here...!"
I think you get the idea.

he used to make pounds of them for poker games and such. that was when I first had peppered bacon. once in awhile he'd twirl one around a cheese stick or a slim-jim and then fry it.
always wonder what happened to him. Im betting his wife killed him...that or his diet