[blueerica]

If it was like both of the proms I went to, I was somehow single, so I went with a gaggle of girls and guys. If it was like my first homecoming, I went with my boyfriend, who was a closeted gay boy. It was the best homecoming ever, and I'm not saying that sarcastically. We had so much fun. I need to get in touch with him.

As it stands with my current circumstances, I'd claim to have a boyfriend who got "shipped off" somewhere, and go with my friends. Some things never change.