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"Mom, my pumpkin is bigger than yours, so you need to help me gut it."
"Mom, come on, get off the internet and help me please."
"Mom, when are you going to help me?"
"Boy, I will help you when Hell freezes over."
"Mom, Hell has frozen over so you need to get in here now."
*sigh*
I am off to gut a pumpkin...
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