Hang on... it says it's his birthday on the front page when
I look at it, and I'm in Australia, so that means that it shouldn't be his birthday until
tomorrow ?!?!?!?!
What the hell,
"Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle,
Every time a birthday comes we sing this little jingle,
It can cover birthdays for a multitude or single,
Hippy Pappy Happy Smaffy Laffy Daffy Dingle"