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Originally Posted by Disneyphile
I finally have a reason to visit my in-laws!  |
MIL: "Hello?"
DP: "Hi Mom! How are you?"
MIL: "Great, how are you?"
DP: "Oh fine, hey listen, what are you doing around Christmas?"
MIL: "Not sure yet, why?"
DP: "Oh, Harry Potter is going to expose his genitals on Broadway and I thought we could all go together to view his meat."
MIL: "How lovely, I'll check into some tickets."
DP: "I'll get a flight!"
Mmmmhmmm.