[€uroMeinke]

I wonder if the women at work who aren't wearing green want to be pinched. I wonder if that could still be considered sexual harrasment. I wonder if staring at their asses could also be considered sexual harrasment. I wonder who thought up this holiday. I wonder if I'll eat cabbage today, I wonder if it will make me flatulant or make my pee smell. I wonder if potato chips qualify as Irish...