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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
"This is a nice chest. Even though I hate Lenny Kravitz, I can appreciate a six-pack when I see one.
But... he is wearing wings. He is wearing a gigantic man-sized tassel, some jeans, and wings. And sunglasses that make him look faintly alien, in combination with the wings that he is wearing. Because he is, indeed, wearing wings. Scaly-looking fug wings.
Unless you are an angel, a bird, or a maxi-pad, you should not have wings." |
OMG! That's hilarious. Period. I don't love Lenny (I liked him when he was married to Lisa Bonet, that's how long it's been since I loved Lenny) and gosh, chop off his head, and his body could be substituted for Dennis Rodman's. Except Lenny is tremendously short and all that. But it's totally something Rodman would have worn in his "I might be a chick" days.
Lenny looks like he wants to be asked to star in a Victoria's Secret ad.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.