I'm wondering how the heck I didn't realize that Dena was going to see Motley Crue this weekend! Have fun!!!
I wonder if I'm going to hell because Chloe has a "fever" and an "upset stomach" and is not only skipping the picnic, but also preschool, just so I can watch basketball.

Bwahahahaa!!! I suck! (She really is exhausted and has an owie tummy and conked out, I'm not that evil.)
I wonder if I'm going to be able to cheer for NC State when I really reaaaaally don't want to.
I wonder if I should make some dirt coffee or gather up my "sick" little girl and head to Starbucks.
I wonder if I should fold all that laundry.....or just shut the laundry room door and hope it folds itself.
I wonder if I should pack up Courtney's and Cassidy's clothes now.....or let them do it after school. They're going with my mom to my grandma's house.
I'm wondering why I'm not going......I think it has to do with basketball and my step-dad, but I'm not sure. Seems like a crappy reason not to go to Grandma's.
I'm wondering what my husband would say if all of the sudden, I packed us up and said we're going to Grandma's too.

Grandma has a 13 inch TV.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.