[mollywog]

Originally Posted by lizziebith

That's so SAD! But worse, I'm NOT going to die! No, I'm going to languish here, wallowing in bitterness and malice, wishing ill upon all those who done me wrong, until the very end of time. And then, it will begin anew: fresh rancor, fresh resentment, spewed forth until the very mountains of the Earth wallow in the bile of my sad existence. Over and over the cycle will repeat, until the planet's soil is worn shallow by the vile, nasty acid of my fury.

Hope y'all feel better soon, so you can enjoy that! *salutes*

*sniffles* That was beautiful!