I think its time for me to enter the race as well. I will run under the slogan "He's not old enough to be President but we won't tell if you don't."
My platform will be an electric car in every driveway and a bitchin song in every iPod.
However, I am not running as an independent but as the head of the new
Know something party.
Under the theory that ones running mate needs to; A.) make you look good, and B.) bring in votes you wouldn't normally get, my running mate will be Emmet from
Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas. I feel the muppet vote is often overlooked by other candidates as an added bonus it allows the slogan "Frodo Potter and Emmet Otter." (sorry closest I could come up with to Tippie canoe and Tyler too)