you promised never to tell my full name you stoatgia Borgia you !!
The hams are the donations from that collection we took at the Worlds Biggest Lashbear Meat, for the "Save The Leo Spincter & Give MBC Something Fun To PLay With" appeal. It's OK, they're long life cryovacced.
The Christmas puddings gone We gave it out to those two Otheipian trick or treaters on Halloween when we ran out of the
cat-sh1t er, Kitty Litter Cake - remember?
Ham Icecream's OK - remember that Iron Chef we invited over made it for us. But it didn't last long as the Lice Collection got to it first. We just blew the little suckers off and served it up to the boss anyway !!
Got any Ham Frills dear? the Lace Cockrings we got in Tijuana will do if you can't find any others. Here's a picture.....
