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Originally Posted by LashStoat
Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!!
OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer??????????
I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!!
Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel.
Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home.
I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable...
The Stoat.
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Stoat:
You HAVE to post more often. MUCH more often.