Yes, the "community" is in a quandary. It seems we've used up all the codes already, and we're stuck with boring old "top" or "bottom."
Wait, maybe it could be different colored hankies! And depending on the pocket it stuck out of it could mean different things! Or how about tapping your foot in a bathroom stall, it could be like morse code! Or winking! If I wink at you with my left eye it means I'm looking for a bottom, if I wink with my right, a top. Both eyes winking in rapid succession means I'm a dizzy queen who thinks he's Glinda the Good Witch.
Gays invented coded sexual messages. That's how we manage to cowardly hide in our closets and still get laid.
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Does anyone still wear a hat?
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