Okay here's how this works: post a photo of a swanker or swankers from this year (preferably from a swanking), and add a funny caption (or add a caption to someone else's photo).
I'll get this started with one for the musical theater fans...
Tonight the role of "Jack" will be played by innerSpaceman, and the role of "The Baker's Wife" will be played by Not Afraid...
"There are giants in the sky....!"