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And lo, plumbing issues were a plague visited across the land. Starbuckses near and far offered complimentary Holiday Blend in the stead of more complicated beverages. And the barristas said, "Drink!" and tho the people were sore *ss irritated they drank, and said, "Mmm, it is good. And it is free. And free is good. It is double-plus good. May I have a refill?"
Is it a secret plot to get people to use up the Damned Holiday Blend so we're not still drinking it in April?
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Does anyone still wear a hat? 
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