I have embarrassing memories of the phone company.
I was once on the phone with an out-of-state boyfriend, and totally forgot that I was having a second line installed (that only required them to work on it outside).
Well, the conversation was um, rather steamy, and after we hung up, the phone guy knocked on the door. I asked if he was there to service the line, and he said he just did, and that he had checked both lines to make sure they were working.
The man was bright red and nearly stumbled while talking.
