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Old 03-22-2005, 03:54 PM   #3
Claire
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I wonder if Bill O'Reilley is thinking about me.

I wonder where the closest falafel place is.

I wonder if PMS really stands for Puttin' up with Men's Shoes. I've tripped over lots of Kelly's shoes today and it's made me a little pissy.

I wonder if I should put his shoes somewhere that I won't trip over them.

I wonder why the HELL I should, when they're his damn gigantic ass shoes.

I wonder if I should go get myself a nice cup of chamomile and cuddle up with my InStyle.

I wonder if that's what the shoes want me to do. The bastards.
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Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.

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