Hmmmmm well how bout you and I room up then?   

  I mean, it isn't like we haven't seen each other's arses.   Or that we aren't fabulous bitches.   
Give Thurston some Chris-bonding time.  Or get service-dog certification for him in the next few months.   He could be your little fella that carries around pills for you or something.   (Hey, I've seen it happen)