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Originally Posted by JWBear
When I get missionaries at my door, I turn the flame way up and tell them, "I'm not interested, do you want to talk to my boyfriend?" You should see how fast those boys flee!  |
Lol! They all know my MIL lives with a heathen- they're terrified the Catholics are gonna get their mitts on her. (She'd be a much better Catholic than she is a Mormon- she spends half of her time ditching them). My sis watched the house last summer while we were on vacation and one of the kids from her church showed up early one morning. (Big mistake). Bobbi answered the door and the kid said he was there to collect fast offering money from Trudy. Bobbi said she was on vacation, but the kid still stood there with that big folksy smile on his face, which only irritated Bobbi further. He said he still needed the money, at which point Bobbi said " I'm Catholic- I'm not giving you anything!"
The next week nearly every friend of Trudy's called her or just showed up unannounced for a 'visit'.
The good thing is we don't get too many missionary visits.