I wonder when I'll be able to start looking at Wendy's avatar and not see Courtney Love anymore?
I wonder why I don't have my own site dedicated to fugly celebrities or awful plastic surgery?
I wonder why I'm not in bed snuggled up with my hunny bunny?
Oh, because he's watching the damn news and weather.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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