LSPE, I'm still dying to know the backstory on the "Significant Chicken" thing.
It's such a cute production name.
UPDATE ON MOM: The good news: The biopsy of the blockage came back benign. Turns out to be a completely pinched intestine due to fat compression from obesity, lack of activity, and bad eating habits/diet. The not-so-good news: There are some shadows near the original cancer site that still concerns the doctor, so once the blockage is removed, they'll have to scope again and run another biopsy from that area. So, we're not out of the woods just yet, but the doctor has finally shut up about timeframes. However, my dad just told me that my mother has not gone to a single post-cancer check-up.
In the meantime, they're attempting to reopen the blockage by feeding her some small amounts of food.
Anyone got a ham I can borrow?