[mousepod]

Neph - you asked for it!
(This one is pretty gross)

Spoiler:

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten. Irritated, he growled "Hey, if you aren't you going to eat that chili maybe you could pass it to someone who really wants it!"
"Help yourself" replied the man.
The first man grabbed the bowl, picked up his spoon began scarfing down the chili. Suddenly, halfway through the bowl, he uncovered the decaying body of a dead mouse . Instantly he vomited his stomach contents back into the bowl. The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."