[Strangler Lewis]

So far, we've navigated around that phenomenon. Most Disney Channel/Nickelodeon teen shows give me seizures with their bands of kickily attired, braying kids of every conceivable ethnicity, all of whom seem to have been bronzed the same neutral orange. That said, had we not been so lucky, I'd be in line.

This weekend the kids will be occupied with round-the-clock election coverage, Super Bowl analysis and Holocaust studies.