[Cadaverous Pallor]

I attended a friend's wedding at Mandalay Bay's chapel. I deemed it a wedding factory. Brides and their entourages streamed out of there as we walked towards it, a wedding ended and let out as we arrived, we sat on time, had a 15 min ceremony, and were shuffled out, past the next bridal group in line. We then went to the buffet.

I don't know if this is your idea of lovely wedding bliss but it sure wasn't mine. Hopefully you can get something a little less assembly-line oriented...though I guess it floats others' boats.