Duh, haven't you guys learned anything? Obviously it was George Bush who did it and now Michael Moore is going to have to make a shockingly revealing documentary about Bush's ties to extremist underwater cable cutting monkeys, followed by an enlightening Al Gore documentary warning us about the dangers of cable warming and catastrophic fiber optic change. It might even be so bad that Sean Penn will have to get a photographer and a row boat and paddle out to repair the cables himself!
Damn you George Bush! Damn you to hell!!!!
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