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Old 02-06-2008, 02:31 PM   #99
Moonliner
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I sure it will be a grand event no matter how it works out. Personally I'm just sad I won't be there to meet the guy who got hired for this position:

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Originally Posted by Nephythys
Wanted: Tall and attractive Prince Charming. Must be kind, patient, affectionate and posessing of a grand sense of humor. Making me laugh is a must. Physical strength is required, no wimps please.
Must like kids, and be willing to roll about in the grass and be as silly as can be. Must understand that fear does not equal respect. Should value a child as a treasure and not a burden. Must be willing to dance with my daughter and be a boy with my sons.
Intelligence is a must! Conversation skills should be highly developed. Needs to know how to listen. Practiced at empathy and honesty. Liars are automatically out of the running. Has to have the ability to trust.
Should not have a fear of commitment, should be able to make himself vulnerable and available to a real future. Needs to understand that a man does not need a harem to be happy, and always looking for the next best thing only serves to cause pain and insecurity. I should be enough for you, if my love and loyalty are not enough and you need to keep looking for more, then you are not right for this position.
Must be willing to work at compromise and needs to know this is a team effort, not a competition. Should be complimentary without appearing false.
Needs to remember that women need to be physically loved too, someone who is stingy or cold with their affections need not apply.
Words matter, as do actions. The right applicant will know how to use both appropriately. Romance is an absolute non-negotiable item, he must be able to sweep me off my feet. Must be confident.
Should be dedicated and willing to see things through. Able to balance out his life so that he does not neglect the things that matter the most. Should not turn his back on those who care for him in his quest for other pursuits.
Has to able to appreciate what he was, value those he loves and show those traits consistently.
Should be a gentleman when needed and a rogue when the moment calls for it.
For the right applicant there are wonderful benefits to be had.

Please apply in person
I know I fall far short.

My blessings to you both.
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