Well, it's not everyday i get a chance to go on .... so:

hmm, i have really pretty eyes. i like em. they are the flavor of hazel that change color tremendously, and i think that's
so cool.

Well, i generally look (
if the light's not too bright) a good 10-ish years younger than I really am. Oh, and I have a head of hair that is thick and, uh, "luxuriant" is the term, i believe.

And while i just don't have the genes to get all muscle-bound, i've got some good definition going pretty much everywhere ... from, wow, a couple of years of pretty steady (
for me) working out.
Oh, and, well, no description of my attributes would be complete with the mention of my enormous schvonschtucer ... it really
is rather alarming.
