Worked my tuckus off at... doing nothing.
Well I did make a hearty and unhealthy breakfast: Cook an entire package of bacon, then fry up the potatoes using the bacon grease instead of oil. Also mix in garlic and Spike. When the potatoes are close to being down, melt a hunk of butter (not margarine) in a saucepan. Scramble up four eggs with milk and whip in the melted butter. Cook the eggs. Put everything on a plate. Pour milk into two frozen glasses and pig out.
That and I took down a ceiling fan that kept trying to commit suicide.
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