[Cadaverous Pallor]

Her life looks like a horror story to me. So does Hannah Montana's, now that you mention it. Being the plastic, childish face of large companies....<shudder> Spin doctors and script writers indeed. Whoever wrote that rap is probably washing their hands over and over for the rest of their lives. That clip made everyone's list of 2007's most-cringe-worthy youtube moments. (can't find it on youtube anymore, of course.)