No dear... IBS. Usually gets me following the cumulative effects of what I ate during the day (translation: it's usually dinner that tips the scale on having an issue), so I usually suffer from it early in the morning, about 8 hours after whatever caused the problem (because I've learned not to eat things that will cause problems immediately)
Honestly? With my dad having a cancer that has a 5-year survival rate of 12%, I wish I was pregnant.
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