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Old 02-24-2008, 10:03 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor View Post
Hmm, free bacon, seems a bit much to me. How about if we guarantee the opportunity for everyone to purchase bacon at affordable prices? You can opt out of the bacon if you wish. After all, why should religious Jewish and Muslim Americans be forced to pay for others' bacon?

Libraries in elementary schools would be my pet project, including a full time library media technician for each.
Hey... If Hoover can offer a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage, I can offer bacon in every home. My promise is far more economically feasible. And if some people don't want their bacon, well then... Tough tiddley-winks! I'm sure that in 1928 there were people who didn't like chicken, but Hoover still won! So there!
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