Some of Stewart's quotes last night:
Quote:
"They said that having the Oscars helped end the strike. So before we spend the next four to five hours giving each other golden statues, let's take a moment to congratulations ourselves."
"[Away From Her] was about a woman who forgets her husband. Hillary Clinton called it the feelgood movie of the year."
Anton Chigur - "combining Hannibal Lecter's murderousness with Dorothy Hamill's wedgecut".
"This is the environmentally-conscious green Oscars. So tonight our presenters will be walking all the way to the microphones."
"And the baby goes to... Angelina Jolie."
"In case you're wondering what we do in the commercial breaks, we sit here making catty remarks about the outfits you're wearing at home."
"Our next presenter [Penelope Cruz] speaks four languages, and earlier tonight she told me "I'm calling security" in all four of them."
"Tom Hanks has won two Oscars but is not nominated tonight - so if you ask me, he's got no place being here."
"This year's slate: psychopathic killer movies. Does this town need a hug? All I can say is, thank God for teen pregnancy."
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