Weird...
I think it's been years since I've had a case of hiccups. This morning I read an article about how hiccups are a gag reflex caused by our body trying to breath through non-existent gills (
no really) and now I've got a bad case.
So don't let this happen to you.
Do not think about hiccups! You are NOT going to get hiccups today. You are safe from hiccups. Think about anything but hiccups.
This has been a public service announcement.