This just in:
Our bearded dragons have come out of the closet.
We thought we had two girls, until we caught them humping, and the one appeared to be getting a large belly.
So, Ken just had them checked out, and it turns out they really are both female, the one is just fat, and the pet shop guy said they're "just playing".
So, Smaug and Norbert are officially lesbians.
