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Originally Posted by scaeagles
What if you like hasenpfeffer a few months after Easter?
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I'm imagining scaeagles trying to slit a bunny's fuzzy throat.... then bursting into tears and letting it go.
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Originally Posted by Alex
Encyclopedia Brown taught me they were, but that asshole lied.
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You read all of those too? He taught me that squirrels don't ever move backwards down a tree, and that if there's something loose in a truckbed and the truck stops suddenly, inertia carries it forward, not back over the tailgate.