I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. What is it?1. Produce:
Persimon
2. Bakery:
1000 Chocolate Chipe Cake
3. Meat:
Top Sirloin
4. Frozen:
Pot Stickers
5. Dry Goods:
Sea Salt & Vinegar chips
6. Dairy:
Brie
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you (not counting undergarments). So, what's in your bag?
1. Blue Jeans
2. long sleeve "colorblock" shirt (like
this
, but long sleeve.
3. sandals.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Dude.
2. Are you kidding me?
3. Nice.
4. Sweet.
[you can take the boy out of the valley...]
So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood (Aside from eating and sleeping)?
1. Posting on LoT
2. Reading my list of comics
3. For now, rollerblading
4. Seeing Jen
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. Poorly programmed traffic lights
2. Morons who don't know how to merge
3. Lack of sleep
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Porn
2. LoT
3. Drawing
4. Zoning out with the bunny
5. Watching TV
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Elephants
2. Big cats (is that cheating? too bad)
3. Apes
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on TV of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
(I'll assume "on set" rather than strictly "in audience")
1. Lost
2. Tim and Eric Awesome Show
3. Survivor
4. Myth Busters
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Rocky Road
2. Some multiple of chocolate (double/triple/whatever's on hand)
3. Cake batter
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. Disneyland AP
2. OC library card
3. KCRW membership card
4. Vons club
5. AAA
You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted and it was all lucrative enough to live happily and comfortably on. What 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Dodgers radio broadcaster
2. Photographer
3. Chef
4. Independently wealthy investor who hires other people to manage my investments while I travel the world
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 5 things, what would you say?
1. Just stop giving a crap about how other people see you.
2. [stealing a page from Steve] - Buy Google stock.
3. Smile, you're gonna get some. Oh yes, you're gonna get some.
4. I won't say that college is hard, but really, you should try to at least show up for lectures. Try to figure that out BEFORE your third year, damnit.
5. Exercise, you schmuck.