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innerSpaceman · 03-14-2008, 09:21 AM

Reprinted with permission from my el jay

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. What is it?

1. Produce:
Broccoli

2. Bakery:
French Bread

3. Meat:
Smoked Salmon (er, lox)

4. Frozen:
Crappy Pizza

5. Dry Goods:
Cheddar Cheese Goldfish

6. Dairy:
Cheddar Cheese Cheese

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you (not counting undergarments). So, what's in your bag?

1. Blue Jeans
2. Paisley Shirt.
3. Hi-Tops.

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. Oh my goodness.
2. Helm.
3. That’s frelling awesome.
4, What the ****?

So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood (Aside from eating and sleeping)?

Ok, besides sleeping and eating, there’s nothing I do each and every day. And even if I missed something on the following list of things I do most days, it wouldn’t affect my mood. But here goes:

1. Exercise
2. Post on LoT
3. Take a pleasant walk
4. Communicate in some way with Cor... er, Tom.

You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

1. Assholes behind the wheel
2. Assholes behind the wheel, and
3. Assholes behind the wheel

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. A recording project. Ah, uninterrupted time is required. If I have no current project, then we proceed to:

2. Computer comm stuff ... email, message boards, eye-emming, etc.
3. Working out.
4. Jerking off.
5. Daydreaming.

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. Elephants
2. Polar Bears
3. Prairie Dogs (what? No prairie dogs?!?)

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on TV of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

None - because none of the shows I watch (which I don’t even watch “live,” but wait for the DVD release) are filmed before a live studio audience.

But if I get to see a scene shot for any of those, I would pick LOST - just so’s I get to go to Hawaii

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

1. Chocolate
2. Chocolate Chip
3. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

1. Expired Disneyland fast passes
2. Jamba Juice gift cards that will likely never be used
3. My A.P.
4. Credit cards representing my indebtedness of $20,000
5. And if it’s my man-bag, and not just my wallet ... hey my red ipod’s in there, and I want it back!

You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted and it was all lucrative enough to live happily and comfortably on. What 4 careers would be fun for you?

1. Recording engineer.
2. Independent and later studio system sell-out film director
3. Cirque du Soleil acrobatic performer
4. Restauranteur extraordinaire

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 5 things, what would you say?

1. Take two years off before starting college. You’ll never finish college, much less get an advanced degree if you are continually schooling from age 4.

2. During those two years, take one to travel the globe, take the other to learn everything, while you’re brain is reasonably young, that will actually be useful and enjoyable in life ... unlike practically everything you’ve ever learned or will ever learn in school. Learn to speak 6 languages. Learn to play 3 musical instruments. Learn to fix your own car and plumbing. Learn this new thing called ComPuTors real goodz. Some skillz at electronics and carpentry will also come in real handy, trust me. Get out of school and spend the time and effort to learn the things that will actually enrich your life.

3. Buy as many shares of Disney and something called Microsoft that you can get your hands on.

4. You’re going to have to move a lot farther than Los Angeles if you’re going to get away from your parents.

5. (This one’s a nod to sohrshah, from whom i copied this meme). You're gay - stop pretending you're not and get it out of your system. (Actually, I’d probably let myself go through all that ... since my love affair with Kelly and our raising a child together were two of my life’s biggest joys.)

03-14-2008, 09:21 AM	#4
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Reprinted with permission from my el jay I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. What is it? 1. Produce: Broccoli 2. Bakery: French Bread 3. Meat: Smoked Salmon (er, lox) 4. Frozen: Crappy Pizza 5. Dry Goods: Cheddar Cheese Goldfish 6. Dairy: Cheddar Cheese Cheese Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you (not counting undergarments). So, what's in your bag? 1. Blue Jeans 2. Paisley Shirt. 3. Hi-Tops. If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear? 1. Oh my goodness. 2. Helm. 3. That’s frelling awesome. 4, What the **? So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood (Aside from eating and sleeping)?** Ok, besides sleeping and eating, there’s nothing I do each and every day. And even if I missed something on the following list of things I do most days, it wouldn’t affect my mood. But here goes: 1. Exercise 2. Post on LoT 3. Take a pleasant walk 4. Communicate in some way with Cor... er, Tom. You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it? 1. Assholes behind the wheel 2. Assholes behind the wheel, and 3. Assholes behind the wheel Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing? 1. A recording project. Ah, uninterrupted time is required. If I have no current project, then we proceed to: 2. Computer comm stuff ... email, message boards, eye-emming, etc. 3. Working out. 4. Jerking off. 5. Daydreaming. We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to? 1. Elephants 2. Polar Bears 3. Prairie Dogs (what? No prairie dogs?!?) You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on TV of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between? None - because none of the shows I watch (which I don’t even watch “live,” but wait for the DVD release) are filmed before a live studio audience. But if I get to see a scene shot for any of those, I would pick LOST - just so’s I get to go to Hawaii You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya? 1. Chocolate 2. Chocolate Chip 3. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there? 1. Expired Disneyland fast passes 2. Jamba Juice gift cards that will likely never be used 3. My A.P. 4. Credit cards representing my indebtedness of $20,000 5. And if it’s my man-bag, and not just my wallet ... hey my red ipod’s in there, and I want it back! You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted and it was all lucrative enough to live happily and comfortably on. What 4 careers would be fun for you? 1. Recording engineer. 2. Independent and later studio system sell-out film director 3. Cirque du Soleil acrobatic performer 4. Restauranteur extraordinaire If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 5 things, what would you say? 1. Take two years off before starting college. You’ll never finish college, much less get an advanced degree if you are continually schooling from age 4. 2. During those two years, take one to travel the globe, take the other to learn everything, while you’re brain is reasonably young, that will actually be useful and enjoyable in life ... unlike practically everything you’ve ever learned or will ever learn in school. Learn to speak 6 languages. Learn to play 3 musical instruments. Learn to fix your own car and plumbing. Learn this new thing called ComPuTors real goodz. Some skillz at electronics and carpentry will also come in real handy, trust me. Get out of school and spend the time and effort to learn the things that will actually enrich your life. 3. Buy as many shares of Disney and something called Microsoft that you can get your hands on. 4. You’re going to have to move a lot farther than Los Angeles if you’re going to get away from your parents. 5. (This one’s a nod to sohrshah, from whom i copied this meme). You're gay - stop pretending you're not and get it out of your system. (Actually, I’d probably let myself go through all that ... since my love affair with Kelly and our raising a child together were two of my life’s biggest joys.)
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