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I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. What is it?
1. Produce:
Avocado
2. Bakery:
Cheese Danish
3. Meat:
Sushi grade yellowtail (gonna have to be a good store)
4. Frozen:
Ben and Jerry's
5. Dry Goods:
Cornbread Mix
6. Dairy:
Gruyere
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you (not counting undergarments). So, what's in your bag?
1. Levis
2. Button Down Shirt
3. Hat
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Of course
2. Indeed
3. Idiot! (usually while driving through a shopping center)
4. Gig
So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood (Aside from eating and sleeping)?
1. Drinking coffee
2. Smoking
3. Surfing and posting
4. Reading
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. Someone is blocking my way in a shopping center parking lot.
2. Someone is following me too closely on the freeway.
3. Someone sees my blinker but won't let me change lanes.
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Writing
2. Looking up music on youtube
3. Posting
4. playing the Sims
5. reading
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Gibbons
2. Reptiles
3. Pandas
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on TV of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Daily Show
2. Colbert Report
3. Real Time
4. Weeds
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Rocky Road
2. Pistachio
3. Fantasia
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. Drivers license
2. Expired Disneyland Pass
3. Costco Card
4. Bank Card
5. Spare key
You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted and it was all lucrative enough to live happily and comfortably on. What 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Organist, Dodger Stadium
2. Film composer
3. Lawyer
4. Novelist
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 5 things, what would you say?
1. Someday you will be surrounded with wonderful friends who know that you are gay and don't care one bit.
2. Pay more attention to grammar.
3. Stay away from cocaine.
4. Bet heavily on the '88 Dodgers, then invest the money in Microsoft.
5. Quit smoking
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