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Originally Posted by scaeagles
Could someone please open up a hick-speak board? This might be more suited to my understanding.
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Hope this helps you feel more at home:
"They have WMD and we know where to find them" = "They're screwed"
"Tax cuts help the economy" = "We'll blame the deficit on social programs and cut 'em"
"Freedom is on the march" = "I don't care about freedom. Here, have a boot in the ass"
"Mission Accomplished" = "I'm bored with these war games. Wake me when it's over"
"Social Security is in crisis" = "I owe my Wall Street buddies big time"
"They misunderestimated me" = "I'm a freaking idiot"
"I served my country" = "Doing lines on a stripper's breast isn't all fun and games"