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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic
Hope this helps you feel more at home:
"They have WMD and we know where to find them" = "They're screwed"
"Tax cuts help the economy" = "We'll blame the deficit on social programs and cut 'em"
"Freedom is on the march" = "I don't care about freedom. Here, have a boot in the ass"
"Mission Accomplished" = "I'm bored with these war games. Wake me when it's over"
"Social Security is in crisis" = "I owe my Wall Street buddies big time"
"They misunderestimated me" = "I'm a freaking idiot"
"I served my country" = "Doing lines on a stripper's breast isn't all fun and games"
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OMG.....had to quote this in its entirety......too funny. And so it begins.....
Also, Leo, if you need some help with the hick speak (I think you do fine on your own though!
), try:
www.whitetrashworld.com
Much love,
Claire, aka stinkerbell, aka LushessTaffy, aka your friend
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.