Morrigoon, perhaps now's the time to tell you ... the reason we never returned your shade pavilion that we borrowed for the last beach bonfire was that is was DESTROYED by the wind.
Yes, that's right, Destroyed.By.The.Wind.
All the poles were bent by the force of the seaside gales, and they no longer fit where they're asupposed to.
We never got to even attempt to assemble my reasonably-similar (and similarly cheap) shade pavilion - - which I will bequeath to you at Swank Camp.
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