(I'm ignoring you all

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Best line of the night:
Susan made the bride and groom got a heart shaped cake that said "Avast Ye Married Scum" on it. The did a cake cutting and fed each other. R was nice and put the cake in Nephy's mouth. Neph Started to put the piece in R's mouth but veered off to his cheek, smearing frosting all over his face. As soon as she did this, she held up her frosting-covered hand and yelled "PIRATE!".