All you folks wanting a MAD archive, you've got it:
Every issue of MAD on DVD-ROM up through 2005. Co-incidentally, it's in my computer right now. Last night, I was reading through some of the 70's issues, looking up old movie parodies like 'Balmy and Clod," "The Ecchorcist," and of course, "Jaw'd."
Kevy Baby - I don't think the snappy retort you quoted could possibly be right. MAD was never that explicit or directly profane. (They were really pushing it with their infamous "flipping the bird" cover of issue 166, 1974. my mother banned MAD from our household after that one. Not that this stopped me buying it.) Such language would have been far more at home at National Lampoon, which, if you follow the link above, you will find also available on DVD-ROM.