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oh, i think it's "only" 46 inches. Not up there with the big boys in length ... or do they call it "width" when talking the bigger penis that is Large Screen Television?
But, as a certain delightful person always qualifies, it's got GIRTH, baby.
In other words, it's not a flat screen ... which is why my mom dumped it on me ... this thing is a whopping 15" deep. Ok, that's not too terribly deep, but I don't want anything that deep inside ME!
Oh, I'm sorry ... are we talking televisions? Well, 15" is way too deep in the world of flat screen mania. But I'm glad it's not flat ... because if it were, it wouldn't now be MINE!
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