Hahahaha, yes, wanna come down? I'm dying to meet you, btw.
Yeah, not much Hebrew in our seder.
We've cut the songs down to the Greatest Hits 5, and provided phoenetics. I only know the choruses, and it goes by too fast to actually read the phoenetics, so we mostly spout Hebraic-sounding jibberish during the verses. There's always like 18 verses to each song, so sometimes we just randomly cut a few of those out.
The only other Hebrew in our seder are the brouchas (blessings) over the wine we drink in abundance, and the ceremonial foods that are mostly icky. We recite the names of the nasty plagues in Hebrew. And lastly, the kaddush which opens the seder ... which this year will be peformed by our special guest and instigator, Gemini Cricket ... who, as I understand it, doesn't speak a word of Hebrew.
But he's an ACKTOR ... so he'll learn the part!!
