[Cadaverous Pallor]

All of the words that mean breasts don't mean the same kinds of breasts to me. I don't have a "rack" or "sweater puppies". (BTW Kevy, I'm never letting a real puppy near you, if that's what you do to puppies.)

I reserve the word "tits" for fantastic breasts. Some may find it crass but to me it's the real deal. The word works on a very primal level, I think.

I stick to "boobs" because it's preferred vernacular, but I'm up for using any word, really. And I still think we need more varied, better words for the other bit of female genitalia.